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Funny birthday wishes

Enjoy your birthday cake today and you can go for a run tomorrow. Happy birthday!

You always have such fun birthdays, you should have one every year. Happy birthday!

The five signs of old age are loss of memory and I can't remember the others. Happy birthday!

You would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you.

You have survived this year. Happy birthday my friend, good luck on this one.

Happy birthday you old fart.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age. Happy birthday! Have an amazing day!

Can you blow out those candles or should I call the fire department? Happy birthday.

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