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Will and Grace quotes
It's the oldest story in the book. Boy meets girl. Boy wants girl to do dominatrix film. Girls says, "Naked?" Boy says, "Yeah." Girl says, "No way." Boy says, "Okay how about you just wear this rubber dress and beat this old guy with a scrub brush?" Girl says, "How hard?"
Listen lady, in my county I was a schoolteacher.
Oh yeah? Well in this country, you wash my bras.
(walks into the room; sees Karen and Grace) Well, well, well. Karen Walker and her Jewess.
Pam, did you fax over the drawings to the cabinaker yet?
Right after my smoke break.
I already told you, there is no smoking here.
It is part of my religion.
Smoking in the office... how inappropriate! Hey does anyone mind if I take my bo** out for a second?
It's one thing at dinner Karen but work is where I draw the line.
Honey, what is the problem? It was just a kiss.
Oh, no, no, no. You don't understand. It was a really good kiss.
(scoffs) Yeah! Show me.
Come on. We're both stoned.
Shut up and show me.
Yeah, you're screwed.
Hey. Hey, you're on the clock, tamale. Get to work!
Listen, lady, I'll squash you like a wormy apple.
(suddenly emotional) Oh, Will, don't let them take my sunshine away!
(embraces her) I love my mommy!
(screaming) Karen! You're bending my ethnic porn!
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