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Veronica Mars quotes
So this guy offers me triple rate if I pick him up, and swap his briefcase.
So, who's the guy?
(looks in her purse) Let me see, I think I've got his birth certificate in here somewhere... No, he didn't say!
(to Veronica) You're cute when you're jealous.
(to safety driver at Hearst) Thanks Sunshine! Keep on keepin' on!
Dude, what the hell are you doing? Please tell me this is some new reality show called 'My sk***'.
Get out of my house. You have a problem with Veronica, you leave. Actually, you have a problem with Veronica, you're pretty much dead to me, so just, like, evaporate or something, I don't know. That's kind of a general invitation. If you don't like my girlfriend, then... just start heading towards the rectangle with the kn**.
Logan, can we, like, borrow you?
Will I be returned in my current pristine condition?
Hang up. Please. We can work this out. Yeah, you can be one of us.
Is this where you turn me into a vampire?
(to Troy) You're just water under the bridge. (turns to leave, muttering under her breath) Duplicitous, evil water.
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