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The Venture Bros. quotes
Ah, don't knock or anything. It's not like I live with eighty guys and no women, so there is no chance I'm masturbating!
Do me a favor, Brock.
Anything, old friend.
Tell... Jonny... I love...
Ewww! I didn't know they... Ew!
Yeah, they never show that part on TV.
(Attempting to wake up Brock in his room by shaking his arm) G'mornin', Brock...
(Wakes with an involuntary choke hold on Hank, sees that it's Hank and drops him) Hank... you alright?
(recuperating on the floor) I think I will be.
(regains his stoic posture) Hank, ya gotta quit sneakin' up on me like that.
I gotta admit I always wanted to get Edgar Allan Poe in a headlock. That thing is like a pumpkin!
I'll be sleeping in a room right next to Triana. And then she'll hear, like, thunder or something, and she'll run into my room all scared and stuff. And I'll be like, "Hush, my darling. It's just ionized air molecules expanding." And she'll be like, "Oh, hold me." And then I'll, like...
Dude! If we stay here, that means that we'll be Dr. Orpheus's kids. And that means Triana will be your sister. And that means you two will have extra-re**** babies.
You have to give me this one. I've loathed Venture ever since college.
Oh, who hasn't, Underpants? What makes your case so special?
Wow, you mean he did that? How?
Where I come from, a lab partnership is a sacred trust. One is always suppose to look out for one's lab partner. Venture did not.
Fine, fine. But you have to understand you can't waltz into the middle of a delicate, high-stakes chess tournament and yell, "King me!" 'cause he bitched up your face.
Holy sh**! You're Dean fu***** Venture!
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