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The Sopranos quotes

Tony Soprano: (garroting Fred Peters) One thing about us wiseguys, the hustle never ends.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them.

Tony Soprano: You're a Smurf for 10 to 15 years, then you die, sh****** in your pajamas.

Tony Soprano: fu****' James Brown now.

Christopher Moltisanti: (Explaining to Tony and Silvio why he's late) The highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive!

Christopher Moltisanti: Well, regarding Phil, I gotta ask. Whatever happened to "stop and smell the roses"?
Tony Soprano: You're right, you're right. You can't fight every fu***** battle, right? Asbestos. (laughs) Each day's a gift.
Christopher Moltisanti: Every time I look at my kid, that's what I realize.
Tony Soprano: And that sh** with Junior? Please. It's just that people like Phil, they're not on that page. They'll take those roses and stick 'em up your as*, thorns first.

Janice Soprano: (reading card aloud) "Second prize in a beauty contest collect $10." Go ahead, make your stupid joke.
Tony Soprano: I got nothing to say.
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Think I'll buy a railroad.
Tony Soprano: A German shepherd's shaved as***** won first prize.
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Oh! You're talkin' about my wife.
Tony Soprano: You married her.
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: It's my home. No more talkin' like that.
Janice Soprano: It's OK, Bobby.
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Stay outta this! You Sopranos. You go too far.
Tony Soprano: Alright, you know, Jan, he's right. I'm sorry. I crossed the line. I apologize. Won't happen again.
Tony Soprano: (quietly begins singing "Under the Boardwalk") Under the Boardwalk. With a sc***** in Jan's mouth. Under the... (Bobby punches Tony in the face. The two have a fistfight)

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