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The Sopranos quotes
(garroting Fred Peters) One thing about us wiseguys, the hustle never ends.
If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them.
You're a Smurf for 10 to 15 years, then you die, sh****** in your pajamas.
fu****' James Brown now.
(Explaining to Tony and Silvio why he's late) The highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive!
Well, regarding Phil, I gotta ask. Whatever happened to "stop and smell the roses"?
You're right, you're right. You can't fight every fu***** battle, right? Asbestos. (laughs) Each day's a gift.
Every time I look at my kid, that's what I realize.
And that sh** with Junior? Please. It's just that people like Phil, they're not on that page. They'll take those roses and stick 'em up your as*, thorns first.
(reading card aloud) "Second prize in a beauty contest collect $10." Go ahead, make your stupid joke.
I got nothing to say.
Think I'll buy a railroad.
A German shepherd's shaved as***** won first prize.
Oh! You're talkin' about my wife.
You married her.
It's my home. No more talkin' like that.
It's OK, Bobby.
Stay outta this! You Sopranos. You go too far.
Alright, you know, Jan, he's right. I'm sorry. I crossed the line. I apologize. Won't happen again.
(quietly begins singing "Under the Boardwalk") Under the Boardwalk. With a sc***** in Jan's mouth. Under the... (Bobby punches Tony in the face. The two have a fistfight)
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