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The Simpsons quotes
(after Lou the Calf has won a 4-H blue ribbon) Bart, you *do* know what comes next...?
Something comes next?
Lisa! Lisa! Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am.
Hi dad. Looking for me?
I don't know. You looking for me?
I don't know.
Ohhhh. Lisa. I was looking for you. I wanted to apologize. I don't know exactly what went wrong but it's always my fault.
Actually Dad, this time, I was wrong...
While I was gone I got some really good advice from Paul and Linda McCartney.
Rock stars. Is there anything they don't know?
I still stand by my beliefs. But I can't defend what I did. I'm sorry I messed up your barbeque.
I understand honey. I used to believe in things when I was a kid. Come on, I'll give you a piggyback... I mean a veggieback ride home.
Dad you've become the new Grim Reaper!
No way! Forget it! I may occasionally kill out of anger or to illustrate a point but I am not a Grim Reaper!
(singing) So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower. They have the plant, but we have the power.
I'm going from lookie-loo to talkie-too.
At last, the Pacific Ocean!
That's a mud puddle.
Some of us find solutions instead of looking for problems.
There's no need to murmur, ma'am. Here at Itchy and Scratchy Land, we're just as concerned with violence as you are. That's why we're always careful to show the consequences of deadly mayhem, so that we may educate as well as horrify.
When do you show the consequences? On TV, that mouse pulled out that cat's lungs and played them like a bagpipe, but in the next scene, the cat was breathing comfortably.
Just like in real life.
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