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The Simpsons quotes

Lisa Simpson: (after Lou the Calf has won a 4-H blue ribbon) Bart, you *do* know what comes next...?
Bart Simpson: Something comes next?

Homer Simpson: Lisa! Lisa! Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am.
Lisa Simpson: Hi dad. Looking for me?
Homer Simpson: I don't know. You looking for me?
Lisa Simpson: I don't know.
Homer Simpson: Ohhhh. Lisa. I was looking for you. I wanted to apologize. I don't know exactly what went wrong but it's always my fault.
Lisa Simpson: Actually Dad, this time, I was wrong...
Homer Simpson: Oooh!
Lisa Simpson: ...too.
Homer Simpson: Ohh.
Lisa Simpson: While I was gone I got some really good advice from Paul and Linda McCartney.
Homer Simpson: Rock stars. Is there anything they don't know?
Lisa Simpson: I still stand by my beliefs. But I can't defend what I did. I'm sorry I messed up your barbeque.
Homer Simpson: I understand honey. I used to believe in things when I was a kid. Come on, I'll give you a piggyback... I mean a veggieback ride home.

Lisa Simpson: Dad you've become the new Grim Reaper!
Homer Simpson: No way! Forget it! I may occasionally kill out of anger or to illustrate a point but I am not a Grim Reaper!

Lisa Simpson: (singing) So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower. They have the plant, but we have the power.

Ned Flanders: I'm going from lookie-loo to talkie-too.

Lenny Leonard: At last, the Pacific Ocean!
Lisa Simpson: That's a mud puddle.
Lenny Leonard: Some of us find solutions instead of looking for problems.

Itchy & Scratchy Land: There's no need to murmur, ma'am. Here at Itchy and Scratchy Land, we're just as concerned with violence as you are. That's why we're always careful to show the consequences of deadly mayhem, so that we may educate as well as horrify.
Marge Simpson: When do you show the consequences? On TV, that mouse pulled out that cat's lungs and played them like a bagpipe, but in the next scene, the cat was breathing comfortably.
Itchy & Scratchy Land: Just like in real life.

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