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The New Batman Adventures quotes

The Creeper: I know you! Last time we met you were working for - dramatic pause - the Joker!
Mo: We don't know nothing about no Joker, creep.
The Creeper: Creep? Creep? I like it. My new name: the Creep!... No, wait. Too negative. I have it! I am - drum roll, please?
The Creeper: I said drum roll, please!
Cur: (Banging on his head) Hey!
The Creeper: I am... The Creeper!

Roxy Rocket: Come on. The sooner you fork it over, the sooner you can party.
Young Woman: (Struggling to get her ring off) I can't get it off. It's stuck.
Roxy Rocket: Never mind. Keep it.
Young Woman: Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Roxy Rocket: Don't thank me, thank El Cheapo for buying cubic zirconium.

Guard: Hey Croc. You got a visitor.
Killer Croc: Get lost.
Mary Louise Dahl: I brought you something. They told me you liked chicken. (Baby Doll tosses a entire fried chicken into Croc's cell)
Killer Croc: What do you want?
Mary Louise Dahl: I heard what you said to the judge. I want you to know that I understand about being different. You've never let the way you look undermine your self-confidence. I admire that. I feel somehow that we're kindred spirits.
Killer Croc: Too bad we didn't meet sooner, babe. They're sending me up the river tomorrow night. My number's up.
Mary Louise Dahl: Don't lose hope. Maybe fate will take a hand.

Batman: Arnold, don't do this.
Arnold Wesker: It's out of my hands.
Batman: He's the puppet, not you.
Scarface: Don't listen to him, dummy! He's playin' you like a cheap fiddle! Do him already!
Arnold Wesker: (hesitantly points gun at Batman) I'm sorry.
Scarface: Come on! What are you waitin' for? For once in your life, do something right!
Arnold Wesker: ...Yes.
Scarface: That's it, dummy! When I get my hands on... (Scarface falls into the fan, instantly ending up sawdust)

Batman: (Talking to Joker on a moving train) She almost had me, you know. Arms and legs chained, dizzy from the blood rushing to my head. I had no way out other than convincing her to call you. I knew your massive ego wouldn't let anyone else take the honor of killing me. Although you have to admit she came a lot closer than you ever did... Puddin'. (Joker stares for a second, then goes absolutely berserk and attacks)

Scarface: What's the matter, dummy? Havin' a bad day?
Arnold Wesker: Huh? Who's there?
Scarface: Thought you could get rid of me, huh? Pull some sort of psychobabble snuff job?
Arnold Wesker: No! No!
Scarface: Well, I'm commin' back, and I got a score to settle with you.
Arnold Wesker: No, please! It can't be!
Scarface: Nobody pushes Scarface around!
Arnold Wesker: (whimpering) Nooooo!

Miranda Kane: What are you doing with my bears?
The Mad Hatter: "I can't explain myself", said Alice, "because I'm not myself, you see."
Miranda Kane: Who are you?
The Mad Hatter: A lonely wretch named Jervis Tetch. Also known as...
Miranda Kane: The Mad Hatter.
The Mad Hatter: At your service.
The Mad Hatter: "The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things... of bears and snakes, and clever crimes. That spring from circus rings."

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