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The New Batman Adventures quotes
I know you! Last time we met you were working for - dramatic pause - the Joker!
We don't know nothing about no Joker, creep.
Creep? Creep? I like it. My new name: the Creep!... No, wait. Too negative. I have it! I am - drum roll, please?
I said drum roll, please!
(Banging on his head) Hey!
I am... The Creeper!
Come on. The sooner you fork it over, the sooner you can party.
(Struggling to get her ring off) I can't get it off. It's stuck.
Never mind. Keep it.
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Don't thank me, thank El Cheapo for buying cubic zirconium.
Hey Croc. You got a visitor.
I brought you something. They told me you liked chicken. (Baby Doll tosses a entire fried chicken into Croc's cell)
What do you want?
I heard what you said to the judge. I want you to know that I understand about being different. You've never let the way you look undermine your self-confidence. I admire that. I feel somehow that we're kindred spirits.
Too bad we didn't meet sooner, babe. They're sending me up the river tomorrow night. My number's up.
Don't lose hope. Maybe fate will take a hand.
Arnold, don't do this.
It's out of my hands.
He's the puppet, not you.
Don't listen to him, dummy! He's playin' you like a cheap fiddle! Do him already!
(hesitantly points gun at Batman) I'm sorry.
Come on! What are you waitin' for? For once in your life, do something right!
That's it, dummy! When I get my hands on... (Scarface falls into the fan, instantly ending up sawdust)
(Talking to Joker on a moving train) She almost had me, you know. Arms and legs chained, dizzy from the blood rushing to my head. I had no way out other than convincing her to call you. I knew your massive ego wouldn't let anyone else take the honor of killing me. Although you have to admit she came a lot closer than you ever did... Puddin'. (Joker stares for a second, then goes absolutely berserk and attacks)
What's the matter, dummy? Havin' a bad day?
Huh? Who's there?
Thought you could get rid of me, huh? Pull some sort of psychobabble snuff job?
Well, I'm commin' back, and I got a score to settle with you.
No, please! It can't be!
Nobody pushes Scarface around!
What are you doing with my bears?
"I can't explain myself", said Alice, "because I'm not myself, you see."
Who are you?
A lonely wretch named Jervis Tetch. Also known as...
The Mad Hatter.
At your service.
"The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things... of bears and snakes, and clever crimes. That spring from circus rings."
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