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The Mighty Boosh quotes
(digging in a small paper bag) Do you want something to eat?
Yeah, actually. I'm quite hungry.
I've got it all in here. Ultra Violets. Flying Saucers. Strawberry Bootlace. C'mon. Get involved.
Have you got any food?
Yeah. Satin Zingers...
No, like *real* food -
- you ever heard of rice?
I've heard of Rice Krispies.
One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. And then, he, he picked up a tube. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. The moon big inside a tube! (laughs)
What are you doing, Moon?
Uh, just reading.
Yeah? Well, I got a problem with the black-and-white people at the zoo.
You know, the black-eyed Chinese people that eat sticks.
"Oh! I'm Howard Moon! I know how to read! I know all the animals' names at the zoo!"... Yeah, the pandas.
If you choose wrongly you will replace me here in the mirror world for all eternity with nothing but your own reflection for company...
Sounds alright to me.
What? Staring at your own reflection forever?
(to locksmith) You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?
I don't accessorize. I'm Howard Moon. There's a simple truth to me.
(into tape recorder) Howard Moon's journal, day four. Many men have searched for the egg of Mantumbi. Many have failed. One man shall succeed. And I, Howard Moon, shall be that man.
(gets hit in the face with snowball)
Stop doing that!
It's not funny.
It isn't! Do it again, and I'll come at you like a buzzard.
Come on, Howard, let's go, it's not 'round here.
Stop tugging me mink! I'm not going anywhere. The egg is around here, I can sense it.
Did you say mink?
That's not very P.C, is it? You're supposed to be a zookeeper!
This is the arctic, Vince. Different rules apply out here, you know? It's kill or be killed.
What, by a mink?
...They get very big out here, the mink. This is just one mink, this whole outfit.
No way! I read a pamphlet!
So? I once looked at a hedge. What's your point?
It was a mink pamphlet. Mink Monthly, there were loads of 'em, on the front. Said in there, it takes about nine, eight mink to make a small ladies' glove.
That's because they're really cr** at sewing.
You like that?
That's quite good, yeah.
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