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The Looney Tunes Show quotes

Bugs Bunny: Why can't you just drive a normal car?
Daffy Duck: Normal cars are for normal people! I'm not normal!
Bugs Bunny: I'll give you that.
Daffy Duck: You're my best friend! You know me better than anyone! You see what a horrible person I am! That's why I *have* to drive a parade float! To distract the *rest* of the world from seeing it!
Bugs Bunny: You're gonna need something better than a parade float.

Daffy Duck: I'd like to propose a toast to the most important person on this ship. (Ship captain stands) Sit down you glorified bus driver!

Bugs Bunny: Sleep well?
Daffy Duck: Why? Are you implying that I wet the bed?

Sylvester: So now let me get this straight. You fought in World War II?
Tweety: Yep.
Sylvester: How old are you?
Tweety: I'll never tell.
Sylvester: Well can you at least tell me if you're a boy or a girl?
Sylvester: Hmmm... I was wrong.

Daffy Duck: Bugs! I knew it! I knew you'd come through for me! I knew if I stayed in here long enough, and sobbed loud enough, you'd make me another parade float! It wasn't easy - there were days when I wanted to give up, when I wanted to come out of my room, maybe take a shower. But I persevered, I stayed in my room, and I sobbed even louder, because I knew that you needed that time, and that motivation, and I was right! Thank you, brother!