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The King of Queens quotes

Carrie Heffernan: You're my husband. You're supposed to protect me.
Doug Heffernan: I never agreed to that.

Carrie Heffernan: If I put my mind to it, I can mash, shuck, and jive and all that, don't you think?
Doug Heffernan: Absolutely. Can I get some TV dinners just as a backup?

Arthur Spooner: Sure, Douglas, you're white hot. You rode the frog to the top, but lady luck can be a fickle wh***.

Carrie Heffernan: The white people came over from England on The Mayflower!
Major Palmer: Well then, how did the black people get here?
Carrie Heffernan: (doesn't know what to say) Want a cupcake?

Doug Heffernan: Let's shake things up a bit.
Ray Barone: You wanna get a pizza?
Doug Heffernan: No! (pauses) Well, yes, I do. But that's not the point!

Carrie Heffernan: Doug, I don't understand. You eat fast food two, three times a week. It never occurred to you that animals are involved?
Doug Heffernan: Because they don't make it look like an animal! They're very clever that way.

Doug Heffernan: I don't need desserts to make a mess in the bedroom.

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