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The Fresh Prince of Bel Air quotes

Philip Banks: Hilary, I think there's something you need to ask yourself.
Hilary Banks: Oh, I already did. I'm registering at Tiffany's.
Philip Banks: No, no. Do you love Trevor?
Hilary Banks: Love? What's love got to do with it? I'm having a wedding!

Aunt Helen: I'm always doing things on the spur of the moment: buy a new hat, paint the house, get a divorce.
Philip Banks: Not again.

Philip Banks: (picks up some food on his plate, while on a diet after a heart attack) What the heck is this?
Geoffrey: (hesitates) Chicken, sir. Oh! You probably don't recognize it without a thick coating of batter and gravy! (walks away)
Philip Banks: (drops the chicken piece) I can't do this. I can't give up my favorite foods cold turkey... Oh my God. Turkey. With... pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes. (Will and Geoffrey the Butler exchange looks) Butter-drenched dressing. Tiny onions! Swimming in a sea of cream sauce. Oh!

William 'Will' Smith: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Carlton Banks: Oh, God. What happened?
William 'Will' Smith: We've been robbed.
Hilary Banks: Oh, my God. What did they take?

Carlton Banks: The dean from Princeton will be at school this weekend. Do you know what that means?
William 'Will' Smith: You'll be kissing some major bu**?
Carlton Banks: Exactly.

Ashley Banks: Will, just a week ago, she was Carlton's girlfriend. Doesn't that mean anything to you?
William 'Will' Smith: Yes, Ashley. It means she's having a better week.

Vivian Banks: Carlton Banks, you put your clothes on this minute!
Carlton Banks: Mommy!

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