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The Dukes of Hazzard quotes

Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: What we've got to do is we got to run his fingerprints through a computer, and then we find out who it is, then we arrest him, stuff him and cuff him, throw him in the klink, throw away the key and show him that he can't mess around with the laws in Hazzard county. And that no man is above or below the law in Hazzard.

Nancylou: He has to jump a fence in a car?
Daisy Duke: Now don't worry, Nancylou, you're daddy's a great driver. And I'll tell you what else, the General Lee is a great flyer. It's gonna be alright, honey.

The Balladeer: Welcome to Hazzard County. You probably noticed there's something different here. Well, this is Hazzard County - they do things different here.

Deputy Cletus Hogg: Aww, buzzard on a buzzsaw!

Nurse: Hi.
Luke Duke: Howdy.
Nurse: Something I can do for you?
Luke Duke: You like to take my blood pressure?
Nurse: Gladly. Wanna feel my pulse? (Luke takes her arm, they walk off)
The Balladeer: (narrating) Hazzard has that effect on some folks, they just naturally say whatevers on their minds.
Daisy Duke: That's my cousin.
Cooter Davenport: Yeah, he's a real Duke boy, alright.

Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg: Roscoe, arrest them Duke boys!

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!

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