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The Cosby Show quotes

Claire: What is this?
Cliff: Dear. This is a stainless steel maintenance free appliance which provides nutritious drinks for just pennies a day.
Claire: And it's going to end up with the rest of the stainless steel self maintenance appliances in the appliance graveyard underneath the counter. (opens up the counter) Lets see. (pulls out a waffle-maker) The answer to Sunday breakfast?
Cliff: Yes I bought that.
Claire: 'Waffle's Claire. I'm going to make waffles every Sunday morning!' Until you had to clean it! And this... (pulls out a special pan) 'Crepes, Claire. Think of all the different kind of crepes we can make with this.' Turned out to be none.
Theo: Yeah but mom, remember the sausage stuffer?
Claire: Didn't stuff a thing!
Cliff: Et tu, Brute?

Cliff: (trying to trick the kids into waking up) Last day of school! (nothing happens)

Claire: Make sure she stays in the bed, give her lots of liquids, and aspirin every four hours.
Cliff: I don't believe you! You're the only woman who went to law school and got a degree in medicine!

Clair Huxtable: Does any of this sound familiar? "How ugly is he?" "Who is his parole officer?" Face it, Cliff. You are ROUGH.

Rudy Huxtable: (about smoking) It makes your breath stink. It makes your lungs dirty. And then you die!

Clair Huxtable: (Singing the blues) What am I to do? Surrounded by all these men. My sailor man is at sea. Now what was his name again?

Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: I came up here to get the remote.
Clair Hanks Huxtable: Why can't you get up and turn on the television by yourself?
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Because I don't wanna walk to the TV.

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