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The Big Bang Theory quotes
Look, I found my missing neutrino.
Oh, good. Now we can take his picture off the milk carton.
(after touching the bird) I did it! I actually did it... Okay, now flush him.
I believe I would like to alter the paradigm of our relationship.
With the understanding that nothing changes, whatsoever. Physical or otherwise. I would not object to us no longer characterizing you as not my girlfriend.
Interesting. Now, try it without the quadruple negative.
You're being impossible. (Amy leans over to Stuart)
Fine! (Amy leans back again) Amy... Would you be my girlfriend?
All right, Pointdexter, sit down and listen!
That's how my father started our football conversations. If you want, I'll take you outside and teach you how to shoot a raccoon so close it craps itself.
I'm sorry for your loss, but the Pasadena Police Department doesn't have jurisdiction in... Pandora.
That's from Avatar! World of Warcraft takes place in Azeroth. Goodness gracious, how are you allowed to carry a gun?
At this point I should inform you that I intend to form my own team, and destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together, and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
Thanks for the heads up.
You're welcome. (starts to leave) One more thing.
It's on, bi***.
(Knock, knock, knock) Penny. (Knock, knock, knock) Penny...
(Knock, knock, knock) Penny. Zucchini bread.
Ooh. Thank you!
May I come in?
Y - I see. Apparently, my earlier inquiry regarding you and Leonard crossed some sort of line. I apologize.
Aw, thank you.
So have you and I returned to a social equilibrium?
Great. New Topic. Where are you in your menstrual cycle?
I've been doing some research online and apparently, female primates - you know, apes, chimpanzees, YOU - they find their mate more desirable when he's being courted by another female. Now, this effect is intensified when the rival female, is secreting the pheromones associated with ovulation. Which brings me back to my question; where are you...
(Penny slams door on his face) Clearly I'm 14 days too early.
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