That '70s Show quotes
I want to send Eric some sexy photos.
Sure. I have some in the car. Want me to go get them?
I'm cracking down. And I'm cracking down hard! Starting right now, fun time is over! (stalks out of the kitchen)
So where was I for fun time?
You ladies don't know what I'm going through. I mean, you can have all the sex you want and don't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant.
(Michael arrives at the door to pick up Laurie for a date) Hello, Mrs. Forman. I'm here to pick up your daughter for our date.
Man, you're dating Laurie?... That's not "going where no man has gone before"; that's going where *every* man has gone before.
Steven, it's not nice to be so... truthful.
Get a job, HA. It's just party all night, dance all day, and sex everywhere in between.
If there's one thing guys like us know, it's how to have sex. Oh, I cannot live with this lie. Everyone, prepare to be shocked. I, Fez, am still a virgin.
(sarcastically) Gosh. My world no longer makes sense.
Forman, party of two.
Okey dokey, that'll be about two hours.
Here's twenty bucks.
Okay we'll have something in fifteen minutes.
You don't want this place to burn down twice do you?
Okay we have something right now.
I thought so. Well, it looks like it's our lucky night.
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