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Now, you're all going to need to have a police check done, of course, because you'll be working with children. Now...
Right! (drops prop, walks through the blue door and continues walking until he disappears completely off-stage - he isn't going to get his police check done; he means that he's not prepared to have one done and is walking out of the scene altogether!)
These products are all good, as the slogan says...
If you can do it, you can!
Tina, what's the letter of the week?
The letter of the week is from Alfred Gurnes.
Let's just say, she's not great at coming up with ideas. She's much better; Ken and I think you'll agree when I say this, at making love.
Ken the non-conqueror, but Ken the wise, tell me, some say the earth is round.
Some say the earth is flat. But you say it is neither. Why?
Well, I've got a hunch. Because I think it's like a big skateboard ramp and you head off up into the nothingness, do a bit of a trick and come back. That didn't make any sense, lets get into the raping!
He's not great with the ideas!
Enough! We only have time to pray now. And we must pray to mighty Thor, mighty Oden, please I ask of thee. Give me wisdom.
I ask of thee strength. (points at Glenn)
I ask of thee...
He's not great with ideas either!
Frank, how are you feeling?
I'm feeling... I'm feeling... I'm feeling... good! Not cocky, but just feeling, well actually you know what? I'm feeling like I'm a spider of entertainment. That's because I'm going to weave a web of comedy from stuff I just pull out of my bu*.
(into camera) Hello girls and boys! My name is Tina... (turns to Shaun for him to introduce himself)
(pause) Yes. Yes it is. I can vouch for that.
(to Shaun, prompting) And what's YOUR name?
(pause) It's also Tina, as it happens.
(after attempting to kiss Ed Kavalee) I was ten years in a cave!
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