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SpongeBob SquarePants quotes

The Flying Dutchman: Next stop, Davy Jones' locker! (Transports Mr. Krabs to a locker room) Here we are!
Mr. Krabs: Why does it smell so foul?
The Flying Dutchman: Davy Jones works out a lot. These are his gym socks.

Spongebob Squarepants: But at least it's warm around the fire.
Patrick Star: Hey, if we're under water, how can there be a...
Patrick Star: I'm scared, SpongeBob.

Squidward Tentacles: ( To Krabs. ) Why don't you go and ask Cowbob Ranchpants and his friend sir Eat-a-lot.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob. What's with all the nicknames?

Spongebob Squarepants: (they think they have just killed Squidward) I don't know how to say this Patrick, but our old pal Squidward he's... he's pushing up daisies.
Patrick Star: Oh, I thought he was dead.
Squidward Tentacles: Spongebob, are you trying to put me in the nuthouse?
Spongebob Squarepants: Nope, just into this hole.
Squidward Tentacles: (sighs) SpongeBob, I have a confession to make...
Spongebob Squarepants: (as Squidward takes off the towel on his head, he gasps) You're bald?

Doctor: Well, Mr. Squarepants, it appears you have the suds.
Spongebob Squarepants: You're not going to make me read old magazines, are you?
Doctor: No silly, you get the sponge treatment. Oh, Hans.
Spongebob Squarepants: (while being cleaned by Hans) I can smell again.
Spongebob Squarepants: (after the sponge treatment) That was great, I love the doctor.
Hans: Here's your lollipop.
Patrick Star: A lollipop? Hey doc, I have the suds too.
Doctor: Oh yes, Dr. Patrick. We have a special treatment for you too.
Patrick Star: (while Hans is cleaning Patrick) Ouch, that hurts.
Patrick Star: What are you doing?
Patrick Star: This doesn't seem right.

Sandy Cheeks: Holy guacamole!

Squidward Tentacles: (singing) When my tear ducts give issue / I can't use just any tissue / I need four-ply, four-ply, four-ply / When I cry.

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