Selected lines and quotes from the tv show SpongeBob SquarePants. Check out our great collection of dialogues and quotes from the tv series SpongeBob SquarePants and search our website for thousands of other quotes on various topics from a great variety of authors, movies and tv shows.
Quotes by Author: A · B · C · D · E · F · G · H · I · J · K · L · M · N · O · P · Q · R · S · T · U · V · W · X · Y · Z
Movies by Year: 2015 · 2014 · 2013 · 2012 · 2011 · 2010 · 2009 · 2008 · 2007 · 2006 · 2005 · 2004 · 2003 · 2002 · MORE..
TV Series by Genre: ADVENTURE | ANIMATION | COMEDY | CRIME | DRAMA | FANTASY | MYSTERY | SCI-FI | MORE..
SpongeBob SquarePants quotes
Next stop, Davy Jones' locker! (Transports Mr. Krabs to a locker room) Here we are!
Why does it smell so foul?
Davy Jones works out a lot. These are his gym socks.
But at least it's warm around the fire.
Hey, if we're under water, how can there be a...
I'm scared, SpongeBob.
( To Krabs. ) Why don't you go and ask Cowbob Ranchpants and his friend sir Eat-a-lot.
SpongeBob. What's with all the nicknames?
(they think they have just killed Squidward) I don't know how to say this Patrick, but our old pal Squidward he's... he's pushing up daisies.
Oh, I thought he was dead.
Spongebob, are you trying to put me in the nuthouse?
Nope, just into this hole.
(sighs) SpongeBob, I have a confession to make...
(as Squidward takes off the towel on his head, he gasps) You're bald?
Well, Mr. Squarepants, it appears you have the suds.
You're not going to make me read old magazines, are you?
No silly, you get the sponge treatment. Oh, Hans.
(while being cleaned by Hans) I can smell again.
(after the sponge treatment) That was great, I love the doctor.
Here's your lollipop.
A lollipop? Hey doc, I have the suds too.
Oh yes, Dr. Patrick. We have a special treatment for you too.
(while Hans is cleaning Patrick) Ouch, that hurts.
What are you doing?
This doesn't seem right.
(singing) When my tear ducts give issue / I can't use just any tissue / I need four-ply, four-ply, four-ply / When I cry.
Previous 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 Next