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So Weird quotes
Don't worry. I won't bite.
Yeah, well, I wish I could say the same.
So, what's on your mind, "sis"?
I want to make another deal.
No, I'm serious. I've been checking up on fairy tales. In "Rumpelstiltskin", the girl gets unlimited guesses. I want the same courtesy.
Unlimited guesses... and in return, I would get - ?
You understand Jack now. But you don't understand the mortal world. If I lose, I'll be your guide. You'll be president; heck, I'll be your Secretary of State.
Hmm, you wicked, wicked girl. I misread you, little duck. Well, I do want to get back, so I'll give you all the guesses you can make in an hour.
Best I can do.
What is that?
It's a program Jack made so he'd never lose at Hangman.
What's it doing?
It's cycling through every one of the eight billion seven-letter combinations. Those will be my guesses and, by the way, I won't need the whole hour.
(nervous) This is cheating! You're not guessing out loud. You're using a *machine* to help you. I don't have to stand here and watch this. (he tries to walk away, but he cannot)
By the rules of Celtic magic, you do! You are obligated to stand here and wait 'til I'm done with my guesses.
You don't know what you're dealing with, girl. You need me. You're puny brother can't protect you the way that I can.
Yeah, protect me from what?
Do you really think I chose your brother by accident? Out of all the bodies in the world? They know about you. They know what you're up to.
Those in the spirit world. They've been watching you sniff around, following the lay lines like a little bloodhound. They want you stopped and believe me, I'm a saint compared with that lot. Talk about no sense of humor.
(after yelling in a another language) That was Etruscan. My mom had a friend in that village when she was a little girl... That girl's bones are dust now!
We can't just walk up to a stranger's house, and say, "Are you okay?"
Can if you're with me.
This is stupid... There's nothing up here but broken glass and rusty pipes and - (screams) What was that?
Rats, I bet. City's full of 'em. Don't worry, they're more afraid of us than we are of them... probably...
(raises hand) Check please!
We're not leaving here 'till we find out why this 85 year old kid is picking on me!
Wait, Jack, don't!
Don't do what, goofball?
(turns around) Yup, that one never gets old.
You can't be afraid to think outside the box.
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