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Sex and the City quotes

Miranda Hobbes: (on finding out she is pregnant) WHY didn't I use a condom?
Carrie Bradshaw: You didn't use a condom?
Miranda Hobbes: He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of conception!

Samantha Jones: Have I ever had fabulous sex with someone that I didn't want to admit to? Hmm. Did I ever tell you about that jazz musician who lived with his mother in Queens?
Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, Alex.
Samantha Jones: What about the window washer?
Carrie Bradshaw: The one who doesn't wear any underwear?
Samantha Jones: I met this gorgerous kid in Spy Bar last year. He was...
Carrie Bradshaw: He turned out to be in high school. (narrating voice over) Evidently, Samantha had had lots of sex, none of which was secret.
Samantha Jones: Fine, it just proves that I'm not ashamed of anyone whom I've slept with.

Samantha Jones: Hello, 911. I'm on fire.

Samantha Jones: Something tells me Bitsy's not *doing* Fine.
Harry Goldenblatt: And that's the bit of information she's been "von Muffling."

Carrie Bradshaw: Charlotte felt like Cinderella... Cinderella in a dirty, kinky, freaked out storybook parallel universe.

Miranda Hobbes: Guess what? The guest book person is also the put the gifts in the van person. Does anybody wanna help me or should I just go stand out in the street and wait for somebody else not to see me so I can end it?
Carrie Bradshaw: I'll help you, what street do you wanna stand in?

Charlotte York: Look. She's got big bo***. So does she. It's the big bo*** bonanza issue.

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