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Samurai Jack quotes

Samurai Jack: Jump good.
The Scotsman: Yeah, yeah.

Samurai Jack: What sorcery is this? Who are you?
Mad Jack: Don't be such a fool! I'm you.
Samurai Jack: If you are me, then who am I?
Mad Jack: Oh! You're so stupid. You are you also.

Aku: Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
Jack: Your word play will not trick me, villain! (he attacks Aku)
Aku: I'll be back, Samurai - you'll see! Bwah-ha-ha-ha. (flutters over the horizon then reappears) See what I mean?

Scotsman'S Wife: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Samurai Jack: You have not yet earned the right to face my blade.

Aku: (surpised) You can fly?
Samurai Jack: No. Jump good.

The Scotsman: Is she a fast ship?
Captain: She's fast enough for you, Scots man. Whe're ya headed?
The Scotsman: The great unknown.
Sailors: Ooooooooooh...
Captain: Arr, that's the real trick, isn't it? And it's gonna cost ya. Ten Thousand, in advance.
Brent Worthington: Like ten thousand? Dude, we could like almost buy our own ship for that. Dude, I know this guy...
Captain: Yeah... but who's gonna sail it, kid, you?
Brent Worthington: Well, like, yeah, I could. I worked on a boat before.

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