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Rules of Engagement quotes
Where have you been? It's 3 minutes till curtain.
I know, I'm sorry. I had to blow Jeff off and it took longer than I expected.
What did you think? The guy isn't 18 anymore.
Blow him off, As in not go to the boat show with him.
Hah, you know, I thought...
Yeah I know what you thought.
Are those crumbs on your face? Oh my God, you ate the bu** pie?
It was paid for.
You look like a banker in a bad po***.
Like there's such a thing as a bad po***.
Well the one that you lent us last week was... bad.
Us? We didn't watch any po***
Were... Were you not there?
Huh, ten more minutes, nice!
Hey! Oh good, you're home. Listen, I was talking to some people...
Oh, wow wow wow! I... just walked in the door, if we're gonna talk I gotta get a can of listening juice.
He has this whole other side that is cultured and kind and sensitive but he won't show it to you cause he's afraid you'll make fun of him
Thank you, I'm a dead man.
No. No you are not. Jeff, please tell him you're not gonna tease him.
Let me say that I swear on the souls of my grandchildren that I will not be the one who breaks the peace we have made here today.
Why is he looking at me?
Oh... No, never saw it.
You've never seen The Godfather?
Oh, here we go.
No, my parents were hippies... They didn't want me to see anything too violent.
Then close your eyes cause I'm gonna punch you in the face.
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