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Red vs. Blue The Blood Gulch Chronicles quotes

Caboose: (acting evil) Your toast has been BURNT, and no amount of scraping will get rid of the black stuff!

Tucker: I'm still picking up the reds' transmissions from when we broadcast that Lopez song. There's a lot of chatter.
Church: Well, are you at least getting any useful information?
Tucker: Nah, it's just the same two guys bickering like an old married couple. I've only been listening for like five minutes and I can already tell they're really in love. Why can't they see it?

Church: How'd he get up there so quick?
Donut: Man, that guy is wicked fast!
Frank Dufresne: Thanks! I lettered in track in high school! It was the least directly competitive sport I could find!
Grif: Track sucks!
Frank Dufresne: (shouts) You suck!

Caboose: (Church has deliberately shot Caboose in the foot) Rest in peace, pinky toe...
O'Malley: YOU SHALL BE AVENGED.

Church: What are you two guys doing?
Tucker: We're gonna teach the alien to speak English.
Church: How are you going to do that?
Tucker: People learn English all the time. It aren't that hard.
Church: Maybe you should try learning his language.
Tucker: fu** that. We got here first, and that makes this a colony. Those are the rules, dude: Earth colony, Earth language.
Church: Tucker, there's thousands of languages spoken on Earth!
Tucker: Yeah, but only one that kicks as*.

Sarge: Hello, and welcome to the Halo 3 multiplayer beta. If you are in the beta, than you were specially selected... or you purchased a copy of Crackdown.
Church: And if you got this special "RvB" video, then you've reserved a copy of Bulletwitch 2. Congratulations... I guess.

Grif: (*Grif starts his "eulogy" for the "dead" Sarge*) Hey everybody, it's great to be here! Well, what can I say about a guy like Sarge? I mean, besides "good riddance!"? Hoooo! (*both he and his sister chuckle*) Ha-ha. But seriously. Sarge lived a great life. And now that he's dead, our lives are pretty good too. Zing! Ha-ha-ha-ha! You know what I'm talkin' about.
Sarge: Come on! Is this a remembrance or a roast?
Grif: Quiet in the front row! And I'm not askin', and he's not tellin', but I heard when Donut first came to the base, Sarge spent a lot of time talking about glazed Donut holes, if you know what I mean! Hi-yo!
Simmons: Too soon!
Grif: Hey now.

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