Selected lines and quotes from the tv show Red vs. Blue The Blood Gulch Chronicles. Check out our great collection of dialogues and quotes from the tv series Red vs. Blue The Blood Gulch Chronicles and search our website for thousands of other quotes on various topics from a great variety of authors, movies and tv shows.

Quotes by Author: A · B · C · D · E · F · G · H · I · J · K · L · M · N · O · P · Q · R · S · T · U · V · W · X · Y · Z

Movies by Year: 2015 · 2014 · 2013 · 2012 · 2011 · 2010 · 2009 · 2008 · 2007 · 2006 · 2005 · 2004 · 2003 · 2002 · MORE..


Red vs. Blue The Blood Gulch Chronicles quotes

Caboose: (acting evil) Your toast has been BURNT, and no amount of scraping will get rid of the black stuff!

Tucker: I'm still picking up the reds' transmissions from when we broadcast that Lopez song. There's a lot of chatter.
Church: Well, are you at least getting any useful information?
Tucker: Nah, it's just the same two guys bickering like an old married couple. I've only been listening for like five minutes and I can already tell they're really in love. Why can't they see it?

Church: How'd he get up there so quick?
Donut: Man, that guy is wicked fast!
Frank Dufresne: Thanks! I lettered in track in high school! It was the least directly competitive sport I could find!
Grif: Track sucks!
Frank Dufresne: (shouts) You suck!

Caboose: (Church has deliberately shot Caboose in the foot) Rest in peace, pinky toe...

Church: What are you two guys doing?
Tucker: We're gonna teach the alien to speak English.
Church: How are you going to do that?
Tucker: People learn English all the time. It aren't that hard.
Church: Maybe you should try learning his language.
Tucker: fu** that. We got here first, and that makes this a colony. Those are the rules, dude: Earth colony, Earth language.
Church: Tucker, there's thousands of languages spoken on Earth!
Tucker: Yeah, but only one that kicks as*.

Sarge: Hello, and welcome to the Halo 3 multiplayer beta. If you are in the beta, than you were specially selected... or you purchased a copy of Crackdown.
Church: And if you got this special "RvB" video, then you've reserved a copy of Bulletwitch 2. Congratulations... I guess.

Grif: (*Grif starts his "eulogy" for the "dead" Sarge*) Hey everybody, it's great to be here! Well, what can I say about a guy like Sarge? I mean, besides "good riddance!"? Hoooo! (*both he and his sister chuckle*) Ha-ha. But seriously. Sarge lived a great life. And now that he's dead, our lives are pretty good too. Zing! Ha-ha-ha-ha! You know what I'm talkin' about.
Sarge: Come on! Is this a remembrance or a roast?
Grif: Quiet in the front row! And I'm not askin', and he's not tellin', but I heard when Donut first came to the base, Sarge spent a lot of time talking about glazed Donut holes, if you know what I mean! Hi-yo!
Simmons: Too soon!
Grif: Hey now.

Previous   1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15   Next