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Psych quotes

Shawn Spencer: Dad, I don't know if you just read "The Secret" or watched an emotional "Oprah" or what, but I don't think we're ready to open our souls to each other.

Shawn Spencer: I can play six degrees of dinosaur with you right now... You've never been in a movie with Kevin Bacon or a dilophosaurus, have you?
Gus: How about you play six degrees of kiss my as*?
Shawn Spencer: First of all, that sounds like a totally disturbing game.

Shawn Spencer: We should avoid Peters and Boone until we have something juicy.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Then throw our something juicy at their faces.
Shawn Spencer: Yeah, like rotten peaches.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: What, where are we gonna get peaches?
Shawn Spencer: Mmm, but I really like that idea.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Me too, but I think we should get fresh peaches and eat them instead.
Shawn Spencer: Right in front of them.

Gus: (wearing a police uniform, selecting doughnuts in a store) I don't know if it's this uniform, but I've never craved doughnuts before in my life.

Emilina Saffron: (to Lassiter) Come on, Count Chocula, I know you're in there! Don't make me pee on something! Again!

Shawn Spencer: (Juliet and Gus pull up closer to the pickup truck Shawn is tied to, with their window rolled down) Whoa! Look at you, buddy! You're like Vin Diesel!
Burton 'Gus' Guster: That makes Jules Michelle Rodriguez and you Paul Walker.
Shawn Spencer: This is no good!
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Don't worry, Shawn! You're going to be all right!
Shawn Spencer: I'm know, I'll be fine! I just really don't want to be Paul Walker! Not even for one day!
Burton 'Gus' Guster: You could be Lucas Black from "Tokyo Drift", but then we wouldn't be in the movie with you.
Shawn Spencer: That's weird. I'll... I'll just be Walker.

Derek Ford: You're sure your father doesn't want to come inside?
Shawn Spencer: Oh, no, no, no. He's clinically insane. And a biter.

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