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Nash Bridges quotes
Care to tell us what happened, Joe?
Oooh, you bad. (Laughs again)
And that's when he twisted his knee. The funny thing is, he'll probably get a disabled placard now. (Nash is now laughing hard)
Are you two through yet? The I.R. went straight to the chief. And you, carnal, have the distinction of being the only cop I know of ever to get kicked out of traffic. (Nash laughs)
What about my pension? What about my hog? I kinda liked it.
Your hog? Forget your Harley! (Nash laughs) The chief made me take you back.
Got anything out at the airport? Unloading/loading that kinda thing?
You wish. No. We got you back all to ourselves.
Who cares if his father's a president of the San Francisco bank?
Humor me. I care.
Let me get this straight - you pepper-sprayed him for illegal parking?
Yes. (Nash laughs) He came at me. And I exhausted all proper procedures, A.J.
(smirking) I'm sorry I missed that one.
He comes at me saying he knows Kung Fu and that cr**. He went down in flames like a twelve o'clock high.
Antoine, what are you doing?
If you want to find Tiger, this is where you'll find him.
This is a marijuana club.
I know. Totally legal under prop 215 as long as you have a valid medical excuse.
Weed. Pot. Dope. Marijuana. Grass.
No, I mean what's wrong with you?
Yeah, I get really depressed when I'm not getting stoned.
Jerry Garcia's been dead for months. When's he going to take off that armband?
Probably when his LSD runs out.
I can probably get him to set you up.
Actually, I stopped smoking pot years ago.
Oh no? What's your drug of choice now, man?
Rogaine? What's that? Do you snort it?
Joe, you remember that electronic tone we heard when I was talking on the phone? You think he could be wearing a hearing aid?
You think he could be wearing a hearing aid?
You think he could... oh, very funny.
Nash! Where have you been? Why didn't you call?
My cel-phone battery was dead. I was out on the water.
I... I... why didn't you call?
I told you. My battery was dead.
Man, you had us so scared! You should've called!
Hey, am I speaking English?
Well, we thought you were dead!
You thought I was dead 'cause I didn't call?
No, we thought you were dead 'cause of the massive explosion up at the storage yard!
The whole place went up. There's nothing left.
Not the 'Cuda! The 'Cuda's gone?
No, the 'Cuda's fine.
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