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Nash Bridges quotes

Lt. A.J. Shimamura: Care to tell us what happened, Joe?
Insp. Joe Dominguez: Oooh, you bad. (Laughs again)
Lt. A.J. Shimamura: And that's when he twisted his knee. The funny thing is, he'll probably get a disabled placard now. (Nash is now laughing hard)
Insp. Nash Bridges: Are you two through yet? The I.R. went straight to the chief. And you, carnal, have the distinction of being the only cop I know of ever to get kicked out of traffic. (Nash laughs)
Insp. Joe Dominguez: What about my pension? What about my hog? I kinda liked it.
Insp. Nash Bridges: Your hog? Forget your Harley! (Nash laughs) The chief made me take you back.
Insp. Joe Dominguez: Oh, no!
Insp. Nash Bridges: Got anything out at the airport? Unloading/loading that kinda thing?
Insp. Joe Dominguez: You wish. No. We got you back all to ourselves.
Lt. A.J. Shimamura: Who cares if his father's a president of the San Francisco bank?
Insp. Joe Dominguez: Humor me. I care.
Lt. A.J. Shimamura: Let me get this straight - you pepper-sprayed him for illegal parking?
Insp. Nash Bridges: Yes. (Nash laughs) He came at me. And I exhausted all proper procedures, A.J.
Insp. Joe Dominguez: (smirking) I'm sorry I missed that one.
Lt. A.J. Shimamura: He comes at me saying he knows Kung Fu and that cr**. He went down in flames like a twelve o'clock high.

Nash Bridges: Antoine, what are you doing?
Antoine Babcock: Misspent youth!

Barry Chen: If you want to find Tiger, this is where you'll find him.
Insp. Joe Dominguez: This is a marijuana club.
Barry Chen: I know. Totally legal under prop 215 as long as you have a valid medical excuse.
Insp. Joe Dominguez: For what?
Barry Chen: Weed. Pot. Dope. Marijuana. Grass.
Insp. Joe Dominguez: No, I mean what's wrong with you?
Barry Chen: Oh! Depression.
Insp. Joe Dominguez: Depression?
Barry Chen: Yeah, I get really depressed when I'm not getting stoned.

A.J. Shimamura: Jerry Garcia's been dead for months. When's he going to take off that armband?
Nash Bridges: Probably when his LSD runs out.

Barry Chen: I can probably get him to set you up.
Insp. Joe Dominguez: Actually, I stopped smoking pot years ago.
Barry Chen: Oh no? What's your drug of choice now, man?
Insp. Joe Dominguez: Uh, Rogaine.
Barry Chen: Rogaine? What's that? Do you snort it?

Nash Bridges: Joe, you remember that electronic tone we heard when I was talking on the phone? You think he could be wearing a hearing aid?
Joe Dominguez: What?
Nash Bridges: You think he could be wearing a hearing aid?
Joe Dominguez: What?
Nash Bridges: You think he could... oh, very funny.

Joe Dominguez: Nash! Where have you been? Why didn't you call?
Nash Bridges: My cel-phone battery was dead. I was out on the water.
Joe Dominguez: I... I... why didn't you call?
Nash Bridges: I told you. My battery was dead.
Joe Dominguez: Man, you had us so scared! You should've called!
Nash Bridges: Hey, am I speaking English?
Joe Dominguez: Well, we thought you were dead!
Nash Bridges: You thought I was dead 'cause I didn't call?
Joe Dominguez: No, we thought you were dead 'cause of the massive explosion up at the storage yard!
Joe Dominguez: The whole place went up. There's nothing left.
Nash Bridges: Not the 'Cuda! The 'Cuda's gone?
Joe Dominguez: No, the 'Cuda's fine.

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