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Napoleon Dynamite quotes

Napoleon: This Scantronica stuff is a pile of bull! Technology will never fulfill my desires.
Deb: What did you put for "walks on the beach"? Long or short?
Napoleon: I hate the beach.
Deb: (hesitant) Yeah, me too.
Napoleon: If you ask me, there's only two questions that matter for compatibility; "What's your favorite kind of hawk?" and "How many do you own?"