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My Name Is Earl quotes
I bet he's had twenty beers today. That's how many I had when I tried to plug the television into that dog.
He's awake now so I threw him in the bath with a bar of soap.
What did he look like naked?
Kinda like ET when they found him by the river.
That poor little monkey, he just wanted to phone home.
Oh whatever, I'm the only person in the room who really knows you. I mean, who was there when your aunt what's-her-name died.
You mean my mom?
These hamburgers are great.
Thanks. It's Black Angus.
I don't think I can eat it now that I know the cow's name.
(looking for escaped prisoner) Okay look, we have 46 hours, Frank couldn't have gotten that far. Where's the ice cream store?
It's the one next to the train station and that costume store, near the bong shop where they make the fake IDs. We just have to look for a guy who could be dressed as anything and whose anywhere train might go.
You takin' Pops' hot dogs outta Camden County is like taking chicken out of Syracuse.
It's Buffalo, Randy.
No, I'm pretty sure it's chicken, Earl.
Yeah, it's chicken. Hot chicken!
(voice over) This wasn't the first time a woman kicked me in the cherries and called me a rat but it was the first time I didn't mind.
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