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Married with Children quotes
Hi Bud, it's me. Sascha. The girl you've wanted every day and night of your life since the first grade. Well I'm about to enter a convent and I wanted to be with a real man for my first, last and only time. Take me Bud, take me now!
You caught me at a bad time. Goodbye.
(watching "The Jeffersons") Oh my God. It's Wheezy in a bathing suit!
What if men had br*****?
Then we wouldn't need women anymore.
And if you had what other men had, I wouldn't need batteries anymore.
That's what happened to my Diehard!
I know how we can ease the boredom. Let's play a game. One of us will say their name, and the rest of us will say their name and add something that starts with the same first letter of that name. I'll start. Bud... ball.
Dan... bite me!
It's just that I can hardly believe that I'm now mrs...
Darling. What's your last name?
(Turn slowly back towards Peggy)... Marcy D'Arcy... I'm now MARCY D'ARCY! What have I've done. Maybe I should start wearing little dresses with dots on them
Yep, one more payment, and you're all mine.
Al, have you ever read the book, "The Man is Always Right"?
No, the wife wouldn't let me.
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