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Malcolm in the Middle quotes

Lois: I have an idea.
Malcolm: Reese, no. Whatever is it, don't.
Officer Carl: Well, I guess you boys had some time to think about what you've done.
Malcolm: Yes, sir.
Officer Carl: Look, kids, I used to be your age and I know how temptative a place like that can be, and you don't seem to be in any major harm, so I decided to let you off... (Reese punches officer and goes running to the door)
Malcolm: You idiot!

Malcolm: It's amazing all the different kinds of kids you meet when you're tutoring after school. In the last six weeks alone, I've met morons, idiots, lunkheads, jackasses and one imbecile.

Jody: (Jody, Francis' new girlfriend whom he met mere hours ago) Oh my God, you're Francis' dad? He talks about you *all the time*!
Hal: Really? You too!

Hal: (Hiding in a playhouse) You're an idiot. Everybody in this playhouse is an idiot.
Teen: Ha ha, you just called yourself an idiot.

Stevie Kenarban: With my intelligence and tokenism, the sky's the limit.

Lois: God, they're just bo***, lady. What's your problem?

Malcolm: Why am I five hundred pounds?

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