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M*A*S*H quotes

Hawkeye: (about to operate on a patient) All right, folks, time to beat your feet on the Mississippi mud.

Hawkeye: It sounds like my cab is here.
B.J.: Yeah.

Radar: Will Scotch be all right for everybody, sir?
Henry Blake: Yeah, fine, Radar - perfect.
Radar: (offering a drink to Captain Sloan) Uh, I ran out of ice sir, so I used bourbon.

Col. Potter: (drunk) Confidentially, Hawkeye, I couldn't hit a bullet with the side of a barn.

Cpl.: (miffed by a competing crazy in camp) The only thing I don't understand is why he's not an officer.

Col. Sherman T. Potter: (after Margaret decks Hawkeye) Hell hath no fury like a woman sustained.

Hawkeye: Charles, lie down and start bleeding.

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