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Joey quotes

Joey Tribbiani: I think I have too much stuff stored in my mind
Michael Tribbiani: That's and interesting theory

Joey Tribbiani: I dont think I can even do that
Bobbie Morganstern: Well your looking at the queen of multitasking ... right now as we are talking, i am doing bu** clenches and learning Spanish through this headpiece
Joey Tribbiani: (smiles)
Bobbie Morganstern: Miamo bobby

Gina Tribbiani: (answering the phone) Gina Tribbiani, hairdresser to the stars.
Joey Tribbiani: Really?
Gina Tribbiani: It's better than saying, "Hairdresser to mostly Dominicans."

Alex: It's already 8 o'clock, are you gonna be able to find anyone to go out with ?
Joey Tribbiani: Give me a letter!
Alex: H
Joey Tribbiani: (talking by cell phone) Hey Helen! It's Joey.... yep... no... OK!
Joey Tribbiani: She's coming over ! (while putting cell phone down)

Gina Tribbiani: I'm curious as to what was so important, that it couldn't wait until the end of "Jag".
Michael Tribbiani: Mom, sit down we have something important to tell you.
Gina Tribbiani: Oh my God, "Jag" got cancelled!

Carmen Electra: Oh Joey, this is my friend Elsa.
Elsa: (Joey waves at her) Drake Ramoray! I'm a big fan. You are huge in Iceland. (Joey frowns. Turns to Carmen) Maybe... (faces Joey) we can share him.
Joey Tribbiani: OH COME ON! (exits)

Bobbie Morganstern: There is nothing that I wouldn't do for you! I'd throw on a meat skirt and wrestle a lion! I'd pull off my own ears and eat them!

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