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I'm going to my room to study. What are you going to do?
I'm luring Alex's husband over with a pretend maintenance problem, because he's the Super, but my real plan is to prove to him that I'm sexy.
We lead very different lives, you and I.
I know I don't tell you this often, but it's really nice to have someone here I can share my feelings with, it means a lot to me.
You can't tell Sara that you love her, but this va****-monologue just pours out of you.
If I had functioning tear ducts I'd be crying right now.
Oh my God. To find a number I thought I'd lost forever, it's like the ending of a great romantic movie.
Oh, her? No.
I did the soap thing, but I can be serious. "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?" That's Romeo.
Actually, that's Juliet.
Well, Romeo doesn't start a speech "Romeo, Romeo..."
I did that on like a million auditions!
You know what it's like to have someone who's like you, but just a little bit better?
Yeah. Johnny Depp.
Oh, Joey I've got great news.
Did I get that commerical?
No, I bought a horse!
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