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Joey quotes

Michael Tribbiani: I'm going to my room to study. What are you going to do?
Joey Tribbiani: I'm luring Alex's husband over with a pretend maintenance problem, because he's the Super, but my real plan is to prove to him that I'm sexy.
Michael Tribbiani: We lead very different lives, you and I.

Joey Tribbiani: I know I don't tell you this often, but it's really nice to have someone here I can share my feelings with, it means a lot to me.
Gina Tribbiani: You can't tell Sara that you love her, but this va****-monologue just pours out of you.

Howard: If I had functioning tear ducts I'd be crying right now.

Joey Tribbiani: Oh my God. To find a number I thought I'd lost forever, it's like the ending of a great romantic movie.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh, her? No.

Joey Tribbiani: I did the soap thing, but I can be serious. "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?" That's Romeo.
Alex: Actually, that's Juliet.
Joey Tribbiani: Huh?
Alex: Well, Romeo doesn't start a speech "Romeo, Romeo..."
Joey Tribbiani: I did that on like a million auditions!

Michael Tribbiani: You know what it's like to have someone who's like you, but just a little bit better?
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah. Johnny Depp.

Bobbie Morganstern: Oh, Joey I've got great news.
Joey Tribbiani: Did I get that commerical?
Bobbie Morganstern: No, I bought a horse!

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