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Well, wherever he is, I'm sure Joey Tribaney is kicking himself.
Tribbiani! Joey Tribbiani is kicking himself!
Did you know that the laws of physics suggest that the curve ball is actually impossible?
Why do you have to ruin stuff like that? Huh? The curve ball is impossible. Don't eat that, it's solid mold. That's not a dog, it's a possum. Stop letting it lick your face. Why?
Did you know that the girl next door was married?
I can't talk to that girl. Sssshhhe makes my stutter come back.
It is natural for humans to eat meat, okay? We eat the cows, the cows eat the grass, we mow the grass, which makes us hungry for more cows.
Welcome to Hollywood Minute. I am name.
I'm gonna be on the Tonight Show? Oh my God! This is unbelievable. This is like one of those moments I've dreamed of my whole life. The only thing bigger than this would be like, I don't know, making my Oscar speech.
(laughs) Oscar? Did you get tasered too?
Thanks. It's just, when I was a kid, I used to dream about being on the Tonight Show. You know, Johnny Carson would come out and introduce me and I'd come out and he'd say, 'How you doin' Joey?' and I'd say, 'Just great, Johnny' and now that day is finally here. I'm so scared, 'cause...
Because you're afraid you're gonna say Johnny's name instead of Jay's?
It could so happen.
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