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Joey quotes

Joey Tribbiani: Hey! I really like that girl! Don't be trying to buy her hair!

Bobbie Morganstern: I'd like to keep that little piece of chicken in my pocket and snack on him all day.

Michael Tribbiani: How does my swing look?
Joey Tribbiani: Like you're good at science.

Bobbie Morganstern: Well, it's a sexy new nighttime drama set in a mountain resort. It's called Deep Powder. It's Baywatch on skis, and it's the dumbest script I ever read. It's gonna be huge!

Bobbie Morganstern: I could slap a diaper on you and nurse ya right now.

Viktor: Gina, sorry, no tips today. All money go down stripper's panties.

Eric: I get it. You're gay.
Joey Tribbiani: No! But if I was, I'd be attracted to myself!

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