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I was so devastated by my divorce that I barely finished the eleventh grade.
So, whoever you pick is the real winner?
And I can rub it in Alex's face?
Yeah, but you won't get to 'cos it ain't gonna go down like that, bi****!
That's the good thing about having a kid so young.
Yeah. You rarely hear the argument for teen pregnancy.
Gina, I know he's your baby, but it's time to move on. Change can be good!
Oh, it's easy for you to say.
No it's not! No! Look... Nobody understands wantin' things to stay the same like I do. I was HAPPY in New York! Okay, and I tried really hard to keep things from changing. But everyone else got married, and had kids, and moved on. They all changed! So I'm givin' change a shot. And it has been *hard*. But... just hoping things stay the same... it doesn't work.
How you doin'?
This is the best part. Sit here and lean back.
Is that the middle of the HOLLYWOOD sign?
That's the OLLYWOO sign.
I can see the OLLYWOO sign! And into that woman's bathroom. And now she sees me. Hi, neighbor!
I just tasered myself again. I think on some level, I may be doing it on purpose.
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