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(On phone) Hey, Bobbie, listen. I got myself into a situation. It's bad.
Okay, here's the game plan. Flush the drugs, throw the gun in the river, we'll tell everyone it was exhaustion.
Ah, Joey, he's just shoving cr** up your pooper.
I was the star of a show! And now I'm the guy who turned down "Nurses." Which is strange, because in real life, I would never turn down a nurse!
Ooo Sandiago ... only 28 more days till sea world.
And if I knew you were coming I wouldn't have brought Data.
Nope, she's not going anywhere. How are you feeling?
Not good Jo. Everything will be fine tomorrow though
Oh yeah, how'd you figure?
'Cause if she doesn't leave by then, I'm going to kill myself
Dont be so dramatic.
She said we're going to flush my system, Joey. I dont know what that means
Yeah, your grandmother was the same when I was sick. Ive had my system flushed ... makes you ask yourself some big questions. (turns tv on)
(turns tv off) don't even think about it. Michael is about to take his nap in here.
She makes me take a nap every day at one ... (looks into space) not tomorrow though
Do you find me threatening?
(frightened) Not until this very minute!
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