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Joey Tribbiani: (On phone) Hey, Bobbie, listen. I got myself into a situation. It's bad.
Bobbie Morganstern: Okay, here's the game plan. Flush the drugs, throw the gun in the river, we'll tell everyone it was exhaustion.

Bobbie Morganstern: Ah, Joey, he's just shoving cr** up your pooper.

Joey Tribbiani: I was the star of a show! And now I'm the guy who turned down "Nurses." Which is strange, because in real life, I would never turn down a nurse!

Joey Tribbiani: Ooo Sandiago ... only 28 more days till sea world.

Bobbie Morganstern: And if I knew you were coming I wouldn't have brought Data.

Joey Tribbiani: Nope, she's not going anywhere. How are you feeling?
Michael Tribbiani: Not good Jo. Everything will be fine tomorrow though
Joey Tribbiani: Oh yeah, how'd you figure?
Michael Tribbiani: 'Cause if she doesn't leave by then, I'm going to kill myself
Joey Tribbiani: Dont be so dramatic.
Michael Tribbiani: She said we're going to flush my system, Joey. I dont know what that means
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, your grandmother was the same when I was sick. Ive had my system flushed ... makes you ask yourself some big questions. (turns tv on)
Gina Tribbiani: (turns tv off) don't even think about it. Michael is about to take his nap in here.
Michael Tribbiani: She makes me take a nap every day at one ... (looks into space) not tomorrow though

Joey Tribbiani: Do you find me threatening?
Michael Tribbiani: (frightened) Not until this very minute!

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