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(laughing) Oh, Joey. Laughter really is the best medicine, and that story just cleared up my hepatitis. Look, a bad article from this woman could really hurt your career. They go to press in two days, so until then, just give her anything she wants.
The super agent. Entertainment Weekly's 12th most powerful woman in Hollywood. (looks at Lauren and laughs) 67! (turns back towards Katie's door) Now Katie, I know you don't want to talk to Joey, but if you can just give me a minute, maybe I can help you out here.
I mean, would you look at all these suckers out celebrating this Hallmark holiday? My husband and I don't need this kind of thing. Though, a card would've been nice. Or a phone call. Or an e-mail, perhaps. But we spoke on Tuesday. He asked me to gather up his receipts. Tax time's coming!
Michael, you have to seize this moment. The love between two nerds is a rare and fragile thing.
I want to. I can't go against the rules without a motion being passed.
So, I'll make a motion.
You're not a member. There's an approval process.
Well, I motion you suspend it on account of me being the sole payer of rent for the book club's headquarters.
I second the motion. The motion is passed
I motion for a presidential exemption to the no-dating rule.
I second the motion. The motion is passed.
I motion that you and me eat that entire ice cream cake right now.
Mr. Chairman, you're out of order!
Oh my gosh, you're not going to believe this. The director over there actually thought I was an actress!
That's because you've got big fake bo*** and you're crazy.
I just wish I had a regular place where I could go and meet women.
You could go to bars.
Nah, I'm getting too old for that. Plus I'm not great at telling whether or not they're gay bars before I go in. Oh by the way, if Ramon calls, I am not here.
Ooh there's the fiery Latin heartthrob I took a chance on.
I'm not Latin, I'm Italian.
Italian? Oh no! Italians are out this year. It may be time for you to call in your boy band connections.
I wasn't in a boy band.
I can't catch a break!
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