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Jersey Shore quotes

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi: She was like; 'oh hey, Nicole. I'm going to help you cook some Tacos'. Like a fu***** sarcastic bi***.

Vinny Guadagnino: There's a pain in my eye. I don't know what it is. I think I have sand in my eye. I got to take a Doctor's appointment and right away I'm reminiscent about getting pink-eye in Jersey.

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: (about the bbq on fire) Pauly, take care of it before we blow the fu** up.

- Dj Pauly D: Oh yeah! Wake up! Yeah! Oh yeah! Wake up! Yeah! Burgers for the boys!

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: You need to be on your tip top game with your G.T.L. to stay F.T.D to get the girls to D.T.F in M.I.A. Say that five times.

- Dj Pauly D: I'm your girl's favourite DJ.

Vinny Guadagnino: Do we have any red cups?
- Dj Pauly D: I think that's the least of your worries. We heard you like to visit the Staten Island dump this time of year. Is it true?
Vinny Guadagnino: Yes it is.
- Dj Pauly D: Ohhh!
Angelina Pivarnick: (chuckles) That it is.

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