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How I Met Your Mother quotes
Who do you like best? Guy in tight black tee? Tight black guy? Guy who looks like Mr. T?
Yes, yes, and call me after I've had two drinks.
My, oh, my, there are some ferocious looking cutlets here tonight. Okay, hookup strategy, colon: Find a cutlet, lock her in early, grind with her all night 'till she's mine.
Do these strategies ever work for you?
The question is, do these strategies ever *not* work for me. Either way, the answer's "about half the time."
We're getting past Everything's Fine Lily and into 1998 Cinco de Mayo Lily, and I'm not cleaning that up again.
I'm not shaving my legs for the first three dates. If I don't shave, I don't misbehave.
FYI, men don't care. They just want to get to the green, they don't mind going through the rough.
I'm sorry to tell you, but people who have game don't need eyepatches.
Oh, Theodore. (calmly removes eyepatch) You can't spell 'game' without 'me', and 'me' has the best game.
Oh, yeah? Well, I have so much game, I'm a Cornish game hen.
Well, I have so much game, I'm New York gaming commissioner.
I have so much game, I'm The Game, well-constructed thriller starring Michael Douglas and Sean Penn.
And that, my friends, is why you never get your money's worth when you wear jeans to a strip club.
(talking to his son and daughter) Will you relax? I'm getting to it. Like I said, it's a long story.
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