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House M.D. quotes
(to the lawyer after some flames come out of the patient's stomach during surgery) That always happens during surgery. It's just the gas build up. Nothing to sue about. Treat him for the burns. Anti-Biotics for the wipples. He'll be fine.
It's not gonna work. You know why? Because this is fun. You think of something to make me miserable, I think of something to make you miserable... It's a game, and I'm gonna win, because I got a head start: You are already miserable.
Rita, the spike in Dr. Hadley's IV bag wasn't pushed in all the way. Don't want any dosing errors.
Sorry. It won't happen again... Stinks doesn't it?
The medication, when we switch out the bags, you can smell it. It's disgusting.
I didn't smell anything.
Oh. She must be on the placebo then.
I knew about her body butter, and his strawberry allergy. I tried to kill Chase. Why would I do that? I don't want Cameron.
You're not a big fan of other people's happiness.
Oh House, please. I assume you went because you're tired of sc****** up every chance you have at happiness.
(Holding up his cellphone) Delete contact.
Do not let the fact that I found out about it...
Don't beat yourself up. I'm not going back because it doesn't work.
You'll end up alone.
I don't wanna hear semantics.
You anti-semantic ba*****!
Hey. I can't believe I'm about to say this... Sam...
Told you so.
No. She didn't dump me. She wants to get to know you better.
da** it! Never should have let her see me naked.
It goes against all my instincts. But I said all right.
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