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Gossip Girl quotes
You don't sound like yourself
That's funny because I feel more like myself than ever
Where are you?
Taking care of what you obviously couldn't
I don't think Jesus would approve of that
Well, you can tell Jesus the bi*** is back
No matter how far you run, you can never truly escape, everything catches up to you at the end and when it does, it usually kicks your as*.
Are you ready for your present? (Blair grabs his hair and pulls) Owww! If you wanted to play ROUGH all you had to do was ask!
You nauseate me!
All this talk about how you have to be with Nate or the world will end. Face it, it's over!
You sound like a jealous boyfriend
Yeah right! You wish!
No. You wish!
Please you forget who you're talking to
So do you. Do you... like me?
Ohh! Ahh! You have got to be kidding! I do not believe this
How do you think I feel! I haven't sleep, I feel sick; like there is something in my stomach... fluttering.
Butterflies? Oh, no,no,no,no,no! No,no,no! This is not happening!
Believe me no one is more surprised or ashamed than I am.
Chuck, you know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire, but those butterflies have got to be murdered!
Fine! It wasn't that great anyway.
(Nate comes up to Chuck and throws him on the limo) Did you sleep with her huh? You son of a bi*** I would've killed you!
Look can we talk about this without your hands around my neck?
Did you give it to her like you do those other girls?
Yes Nathaniel! I took what Blair kept throwing at you and you kept throwing back!
Oh for somehow you sc****** Blair for sport is my fault?
It wasn't for sport. She needed someone and I was there.
Oh so you cared about her?
You guys had broken up.
For how long? A week? An hour?
Look I am sorry alright, I know how long you and I have been best friends, okay?
No it's not okay Chuck, from now on you just stay away from me.
Did you hear what I said? You stay the hell away from me Chuck!
(to Nate) Hey, if you ever want to reflect alone together, I'll be around.
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been...awhile since my last confession.
What troubles you, my child?
(sighs) After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly twenty minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a Speak-Easy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed as*. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God.
Sorry. Truthfully, I'm not even Catholic.
(sarcastically) You don't say?
But losing my virginity to Chuck Bass? None of my friends will ever understand. I'm ready for my punishment. Whatever you and God think is fair. Flogging, fasting, putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh like Silas.
How about some food for thought instead? Don't drink, keep your clothes on, try avoiding those who might cause you to stray.
Oh, I plan to. Thank you, Father. That was very good advice. (gets up to leave but comes back) You don't grant birthday wishes, do you?
I'm a priest, not a genie.
Well, the next time you talk to Him, would you ask Him to send my boyfriend back to me?
(to a very sad Nate) It's like you're headed to your execution. Talk to Chuck, buddy.
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