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Gossip Girl quotes

Blair Waldorf: You don't sound like yourself
Georgina Sparks: That's funny because I feel more like myself than ever
Blair Waldorf: Where are you?
Georgina Sparks: Taking care of what you obviously couldn't
Blair Waldorf: I don't think Jesus would approve of that
Georgina Sparks: Well, you can tell Jesus the bi*** is back

Gossip Girl: No matter how far you run, you can never truly escape, everything catches up to you at the end and when it does, it usually kicks your as*.

Chuck Bass: Are you ready for your present? (Blair grabs his hair and pulls) Owww! If you wanted to play ROUGH all you had to do was ask!
Blair Waldorf: You nauseate me!
Chuck Bass: All this talk about how you have to be with Nate or the world will end. Face it, it's over!
Blair Waldorf: You sound like a jealous boyfriend
Chuck Bass: Yeah right! You wish!
Blair Waldorf: No. You wish!
Chuck Bass: Please you forget who you're talking to
Blair Waldorf: So do you. Do you... like me?
Chuck Bass: Define "like"?
Blair Waldorf: Ohh! Ahh! You have got to be kidding! I do not believe this
Chuck Bass: How do you think I feel! I haven't sleep, I feel sick; like there is something in my stomach... fluttering.
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh, no,no,no,no,no! No,no,no! This is not happening!
Chuck Bass: Believe me no one is more surprised or ashamed than I am.
Blair Waldorf: Chuck, you know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire, but those butterflies have got to be murdered!
Chuck Bass: Fine! It wasn't that great anyway.
Blair Waldorf: Thanks!

Nate Archibald: (Nate comes up to Chuck and throws him on the limo) Did you sleep with her huh? You son of a bi*** I would've killed you!
Chuck Bass: Look can we talk about this without your hands around my neck?
Nate Archibald: Did you give it to her like you do those other girls?
Chuck Bass: Yes Nathaniel! I took what Blair kept throwing at you and you kept throwing back!
Nate Archibald: Oh for somehow you sc****** Blair for sport is my fault?
Chuck Bass: It wasn't for sport. She needed someone and I was there.
Nate Archibald: Oh so you cared about her?
Chuck Bass: You guys had broken up.
Nate Archibald: For how long? A week? An hour?
Chuck Bass: Look I am sorry alright, I know how long you and I have been best friends, okay?
Nate Archibald: No it's not okay Chuck, from now on you just stay away from me.
Chuck Bass: Nate...
Nate Archibald: Did you hear what I said? You stay the hell away from me Chuck!
Chuck Bass: Show's over!

Serena: (to Nate) Hey, if you ever want to reflect alone together, I'll be around.

Blair Waldorf: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been...awhile since my last confession.
Priest: What troubles you, my child?
Blair Waldorf: (sighs) After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly twenty minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a Speak-Easy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed as*. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God.
Priest: Ahem.
Blair Waldorf: Sorry. Truthfully, I'm not even Catholic.
Priest: (sarcastically) You don't say?
Blair Waldorf: But losing my virginity to Chuck Bass? None of my friends will ever understand. I'm ready for my punishment. Whatever you and God think is fair. Flogging, fasting, putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh like Silas.
Priest: How about some food for thought instead? Don't drink, keep your clothes on, try avoiding those who might cause you to stray.
Blair Waldorf: Oh, I plan to. Thank you, Father. That was very good advice. (gets up to leave but comes back) You don't grant birthday wishes, do you?
Priest: I'm a priest, not a genie.
Blair Waldorf: Well, the next time you talk to Him, would you ask Him to send my boyfriend back to me?

Chuck Bass: (to a very sad Nate) It's like you're headed to your execution. Talk to Chuck, buddy.

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