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Futurama quotes

Leela: Fry you can't spend all your time in the dark listening to classical music.
Fry: I could if you didn't turn the lights on and turn off my stereo.
Leela: Fry this isn't healthy, you're living in the past.
Fry: I'm rich I can live whenever I want!
Leela: But we're your friends and we live here in the year 3000.
Bender: Yeah, now are you going to come to the squid fights with us, or sit here wallowing in your pre-historic junk!
Fry: Junk? Maybe you can't understand this, but i finally found what i need to be happy, and it's not friends, it's things.
Bender: I'm a thing...
Leela: Fry please...
Fry: *Shuts the door on his friends*
Leela: My pony tail is caught in the door!
Fry: I don't need them!

Dr. Zoidberg: Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor. (eats the old rotten sandwich in his hand) Oh, I'm ruined!

Sal: (drops a single drop of iodine in a vat of sewer water) There's. Now the city's drinking water is safes for another day.

Fry: Business is going great.
Bender: Great is good, but amazing would be great.

Fry: Professor, you're a professor. You must have some ideas.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Absolutely not! I won't speak! I've got nothing to hide!
Al Gore: Our next speaker is professor...
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I demand the floor!
Al Gore: Yes, it is your turn to speak.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well, nuts to me! I'm taking the stage!

Dr. Zoidberg: Fry, listen to me. Just because you say you're a robot doesn't make you a robot. Look at me. I call myself a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do.

Humorbot 5.0: So, Calculon. Do you want to set up this clip from "All My Circuits"?
Calculon: No, I think it's self-explanatory. (clip shows Calculon knealing, screaming to the heavens, while a pirate is grilling hamburgers)
Calculon: Noooo! (clip ends)
Calculon: Funny story. The script called for me to say "Yes", but I gave it a little twist.
Humorbot 5.0: Anecdote accepted. Snappy comeback not found.

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