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Monica Geller: Phoebe and Gary think they're the hotter couple. So, to prove them wrong we have to go and have a ton of sex.
Chandler Bing: Monica, you've got to stop this competitiveness. Just to prove them wrong you want me to go up stairs and have sex with you over, and over, and over, and I'm saying no to this why? Get your coat!

Ross Geller: Okay, awkward question, the hospital knows you took two, right?

Dr. Ross Geller: Ow! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle, I think I twisted it wh-- oooohhh, a Quarter!

Rachel Green: I'm still in love with you, Ross.
Ross Geller: (long pause) I'm not sure what to do with that right now.
Ross Geller: Was that a joke? Because it's mean.
Rachel Green: I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
Ross Geller: Then why are you laughing?
Rachel Green: Because... (still laughing)... because I just heard it. And it's ridiculous. I mean, you're married. You're married. And it's like I had this rage rising out of my body. And the the floating rage (laughs more) it's like "You are such an idiot".
Ross Geller: Well, I haven't seen or spoken to my wife since the wedding.
Rachel Green: I'm sorry. That's not funny.

Joey Tribbiani: ...'Cause in Joey Tribbiani, you get a minister, and you get an entertainer. I'm a "ministainer!" There's no one better, there's no one greater!

Ross Geller: It was no big deal. We... we said that... the rumor was that you had both male and female reproductive parts.
Rachel Green: What?
Will: That's right! We said your parents flipped a coin, decided that Rachel was a girl, but you still had a hint of a pe***.
Rachel Green: Oh, my God!
Monica Geller: You started that?
Rachel Green: What? You heard that?
Monica Geller: Everyone at our school heard it!
Chandler Bing: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?

Chandler Bing: Ross, you gotta stop, okay? You can't just stare through the peephole for 3 hours. You're gonna get peep eye.

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