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Phoebe and Gary think they're the hotter couple. So, to prove them wrong we have to go and have a ton of sex.
Monica, you've got to stop this competitiveness. Just to prove them wrong you want me to go up stairs and have sex with you over, and over, and over, and I'm saying no to this why? Get your coat!
Okay, awkward question, the hospital knows you took two, right?
Ow! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle, I think I twisted it wh-- oooohhh, a Quarter!
I'm still in love with you, Ross.
(long pause) I'm not sure what to do with that right now.
Was that a joke? Because it's mean.
I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
Then why are you laughing?
Because... (still laughing)... because I just heard it. And it's ridiculous. I mean, you're married. You're married. And it's like I had this rage rising out of my body. And the the floating rage (laughs more) it's like "You are such an idiot".
Well, I haven't seen or spoken to my wife since the wedding.
I'm sorry. That's not funny.
...'Cause in Joey Tribbiani, you get a minister, and you get an entertainer. I'm a "ministainer!" There's no one better, there's no one greater!
It was no big deal. We... we said that... the rumor was that you had both male and female reproductive parts.
That's right! We said your parents flipped a coin, decided that Rachel was a girl, but you still had a hint of a pe***.
Oh, my God!
You started that?
What? You heard that?
Everyone at our school heard it!
Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?
Ross, you gotta stop, okay? You can't just stare through the peephole for 3 hours. You're gonna get peep eye.
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