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Farscape quotes

John Crichton: Let's talk about the good times, huh? Do you remember Zhaan, Stark? Let's talk about Zhaan.
Stark: I tried to help her but I couldn't.
John Crichton: She would pi** on your grave right now, you wanna know why?
Stark: My soulmate.
John Crichton: Because Aeryn is my Zhaan. She's my Zhaan, in every way, I love her, and I would die for her! And you know what, Stark? You're killing her.
Stark: (whispering) What? Me?
John Crichton: You're killing her, you freakazoid, psycho ba*****! You are killing my Zhaan!

John Crichton: They spit fire? How come nobody tells me this stuff? How come nobody tells me they spit fire?

John Crichton: We're gonna have a little chat. Moya must know that there's something seriously wrong with Pilot. We gotta get that thing out of him. Does she have any idea how we can do that?
Pike Drd: Beep.
John Crichton: You understand any of this?
Chiana: No.
John Crichton: Alright, we don't understand the R2D2 cr**. We're going to use the Star Trek system. One blink for yes, two blinks for no.

Jool: They shot me, they pushed me, they made me drink pi**.

Officer Aeryn Sun: (Aeryn is fixing a Conduit) Last one... finished! (She and John start to make out) Frell!
John Crichton: Yeah...
Officer Aeryn Sun: No, no, no. I mean bad frell!

Ka D'Argo: See plant, kill plant.
John Crichton: That's gotta be on the Luxan coat of arms.

John Crichton: That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that.

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