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Everybody Loves Raymond quotes
Only three more weeks huh?
(depressed) Three more weeks.
Oh come on try to say it like this. (happily) Three more weeks!
Well when you put it like that it doesn't sound so bad. Here let me try. (mockingly) Bubonic plague!
Nobody judges you on the floor of the bus station.
How could you do that to me?
Well, I just looked at what both candidates brought to the table, and I thought Bill Parker...
Bill Parker? You hate Bill Parker!
I hate Bill Parker the man, but I just thought that Bill Parker the candidate had an interesting platform
Shut up! I'm your wife. I don't care if my platform was... anti-puppy. You have to vote for me.
But doesn't it say in the Constitution...
I don't care what it says in the Constitution! You vote for you your wife! And since you you know what it says in the Constitution?
I'm not gonna stand here and let you badmouth America.
You hear that?
No, I don't hear anything.
That's the sound of all our clothes being refolded.
Daddy, what's an appointment?
Well honey, an appointment is when two people decide to meet.
Like going to the dentist.
So, sleeping with me is like going to the dentist?
Well, we both say the same things. "Sit back, relax, you won't feel a thing".
You never even sent a gift
My gift was that I came at all
What kind of a horse's as* gift is that?
You'd be lucky to have a horse's as*!
I could of been a pretty good hockey player. I was big, I had the toughness, good hand-eye coordination.
Yeah, but eventually you would've had to let go of the side.
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