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All right, here's the plan. I'll sit right here with my foot on the accelerator, ready to burn rubber.
Trent, pull over there and make sure to turn off the car in case you fall asleep.
Alternate plan. Cool.
I just don't like the idea of you girls talking about cosmetic surgery. Maybe when you're older, and you're doing it for yourself, or there's a sound professional reason for it. I mean, you need to be presentable. Yes, it's a double standard, but women in business are judged on their looks, and there's no getting around that. But breast implants? I just don't know.
I mean, when a woman is elected president, it won't be because she got breast implants.
At least she'll have her people deny it.
This reminds me of the time you boycotted the end of summer campfire by the lake. That was so cool.
Actually, I wasn't invited.
Remember the time you took of on your horse and left us all behind.
You mean the horse ran off with me on it, and tossed me in the river, and I had to get nine stitches.
I think people who run over animals should get run over themselves to see how they like it.
What about unpopular animals?
Unpopular animals don't count.
What about the stupid ones?
Thanks a lot! You're making me do my own homework!
That IS a scary thought.
I have the cutest little pores, don't I?
You really do. Each one is like a tiny dimple.
I wish I had pores like yours, Daria!
"Pores Like Yours." That would be a great name for a pore conditioning exfoliant.
God, Daria, how do you do it? Here we are, complimenting you on your perfect pores, and *you're* unselfishly thinking about how you can improve the pores of others.
Duh! I guess when it rains, it pores! (Daria and the Janes laugh. A shocked Daria wakes in her bedroom, gasping)
They're going to make it illegal to shoot squirrels? da** it. What kind of town is this?
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