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Daria quotes

Trent Lane: All right, here's the plan. I'll sit right here with my foot on the accelerator, ready to burn rubber.
Jane Lane: Trent, pull over there and make sure to turn off the car in case you fall asleep.
Trent Lane: Alternate plan. Cool.

Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer: I just don't like the idea of you girls talking about cosmetic surgery. Maybe when you're older, and you're doing it for yourself, or there's a sound professional reason for it. I mean, you need to be presentable. Yes, it's a double standard, but women in business are judged on their looks, and there's no getting around that. But breast implants? I just don't know.
Quinn Morgendorffer: Right.
Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer: I mean, when a woman is elected president, it won't be because she got breast implants.
Daria Morgendorffer: At least she'll have her people deny it.

Amelia: This reminds me of the time you boycotted the end of summer campfire by the lake. That was so cool.
Daria Morgendorffer: Actually, I wasn't invited.
Amelia: Oh.
Amelia: Remember the time you took of on your horse and left us all behind.
Daria Morgendorffer: You mean the horse ran off with me on it, and tossed me in the river, and I had to get nine stitches.

Trent Lane: I think people who run over animals should get run over themselves to see how they like it.
Trent Lane: What about unpopular animals?
Trent Lane: Unpopular animals don't count.
Trent Lane: What about the stupid ones?

Quinn Morgendorffer: Thanks a lot! You're making me do my own homework!
Daria Morgendorffer: That IS a scary thought.

Daria Morgendorffer: I have the cutest little pores, don't I?
Jane #1: You really do. Each one is like a tiny dimple.
Jane #2: I wish I had pores like yours, Daria!
Daria Morgendorffer: "Pores Like Yours." That would be a great name for a pore conditioning exfoliant.
Jane #3: God, Daria, how do you do it? Here we are, complimenting you on your perfect pores, and *you're* unselfishly thinking about how you can improve the pores of others.
Daria Morgendorffer: Duh! I guess when it rains, it pores! (Daria and the Janes laugh. A shocked Daria wakes in her bedroom, gasping)

Jake Morgendorffer: They're going to make it illegal to shoot squirrels? da** it. What kind of town is this?

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