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Curb Your Enthusiasm quotes
Ya know, I really don't like not driving. You should've let me drive.
It's my car.
Well, on the way back, I'm gonna drive.
I don't feel I have a personality in this seat.
No, really. I feel very dull.
Do you want me to sing or do you want the uh, radio?
I think I'd rather choose the radio.
All right. (turns it on, cassette starts playing) What is this, a tape?
What are you doing with a tape? I thought you only...I thought you only buy CDs.
Um, actually a friend loaned it to me.
Who is this?
It's Al Green.
Who gave you this tape?
Brad. It's good, isn't it?
"You oughta to be with me"? Is that what he's saying?! "You oughta be with me"! That's what--that's what he's singing about?!
What is wrong with you?
What the--wait, Brad gives you a tape? An Al Green tape? "You oughta be with me"?
(just snubbed due to his baldness) This blows. How do you deal with it?
Well, you know, you just get used to it. I get support from my bald brothers.
There's, like, meetings?
This is called a Swiss Army Knife. Do you know what Switzerland is?
No, what's that?
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
Where've you been?
I was eating some pe***.
Oh its this guy he spotted me. Oh he's gonna want to do a stop and chat, don't...don't go.
(looks at watch) Oh my god I got to uh.. I got alot of shopping to do.
Oh what a fu**.
Have a blast.
Delicious, isn't it?
How can you talk about the food? I wanna throw up. We should get out of here.
Yes, let's get out of here.
Oh, that's a wonderful idea.
I want to get out of here now.
Let me explain something to you, moron, okay? Swan killers leave. People who aren't swan killers stay, have a little lunch, enjoy themselves, socialize, get to know the members. There's nothing wrong. Get it?
Guess what, I'm not a swan killer, okay?
Hey, let me remind you of something, as*****. You're talking way too loud about swan killing in the dining room. Why is that so hard to understand?
How many rules are you gonna break? You're not suppose to have your phone on, it's always ringing. You killed a swan!
Keep your fu***** voice down!
You killed a swan!
(raises butter knife) Shut up! Shut up!
I was in the band, ok. The girls were pretty interested, you know, with the guitar. They liked that.
Like a rock band?
Jewish folk music, Jewish folk songs.
Oh, like what songs?
Um.."Gefilte Fish Blues".."My Freakin' Back is Killin' Me and It's Making It Hard to Kvell".
What was the name of your band?
The Hipsters..Larry David and The Hipsters. And then, I left The Hipsters and I just became Larry David.
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