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Ds Jimmy Beck: I'll tell you why I joined the police force, Mr. Harvey. When I was a kid, there was a copper who used to walk up and down our street. That was when coppers could walk up and down our street. He was a big man. If you kept your nose clean, you'd be alright. If you stepped out of line, you'd get a clip 'round the ear. Everyone respected him. I wanted to be like that man. But I can't be like that man. They've all gone. Those days are all gone. Nowadays you give someone a clip 'round the ear, you end up in court. I know men who've been killed.
David Harvey: Let me out of this car!
Ds Jimmy Beck: I know men who've been killed! Good men. Better men than me. Better coppers than me. But the killers are still living. They're banged up, yeah, but they're still living. They're treated like bl**** heroes because they killed a copper. Well I believe in atonement, Mr. Harvey. If you're guilty, you should atone. And we're both guilty, Mr. Harvey.
Ds Jimmy Beck: I'm with the suspect David Harvey. I'm taking him to the roof of the Ramada Hotel, and we're gonna jump off together. Over.

Dci David Bilborough: What do you think?
Pathologist: I think he's dead.

Chief Super: You know where he is?
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Yeah. His lottery number came up. He was last seen running out of the building with a year's supply of pile cream and a map of Jersey. It's been a tragedy for the Channel Islands, really, the old lottery. They thought they got away with it by just specifying "rich", but now the bank is full of Scouse builders going, "Calm down, calm down, I just said your plasterwork was cr**".
Chief Super: You're only here because you're good for publicity.
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: The results don't count for anything, then?
Chief Super: Ours do. Tell him I want him.
D.C.I. Charlie Wise: (Dryly) Thank you, "friend".
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: My pleasure.

Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: (to Danny) Why do you always look at me like I just farted?

Fitz: (about Beck) That man couldn't get Edward the Confessor to cough.

Pathologist: (Remarking about the body on the autopsy table) She's beautiful!
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Was.
Pathologist: Is.

Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Safe sex is breast worship.

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