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I'm in a bit of a jam. The Bar Association just suspended my license. Turns out my law degree was not legitimate.
I thought you had a Bachelor's from Columbia.
Now I have to get one from America. And it can't be an e-mail attachment.
You don't see me saying anything crazy about Abed and Troy's weird relationship.
(to each other) They're just jealous.
Don't tell me you had sex with me just to win at paintball.
No. I had sex with you and I'm going to win at paintball. Don't be gross.
(as Abed lays down a beat, Troy raps) Donde esta la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone, la arana discoteca.
Discoteca, muneca, la biblioteca, es en la bigote grande, perro, manteca.
Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequena, cabeza es mi helada. Cerveza es bueno!
Buenas Dias! Me gusta papas frias! La bigote de la cabra es Cameron Diaz. Yeah, Boy!
Yeah. It's 2009.
Study group! Come out and play-ee-ay
Oh, look! It's post-ironic Disco Stu! You still trying to bring it back? (Sees more disco-clad people on quad skates roll in) da**. He brought it back.
My dad will only pay for classes that will help me run the family business. 9/11 was pretty much 9/11 for the falafel business.
Now I gotta start the whole joke all over again. Okay, so this...
I've got one for you. A doddering, old fool walks into a bar, tells a stupid joke, and I crush his windpipe with my 3-ring binder.
I don't get it.
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