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Jeff Winger: I'm in a bit of a jam. The Bar Association just suspended my license. Turns out my law degree was not legitimate.
Duncan: I thought you had a Bachelor's from Columbia.
Jeff Winger: Now I have to get one from America. And it can't be an e-mail attachment.

Shirley Bennett: You don't see me saying anything crazy about Abed and Troy's weird relationship.
Abed And Troy: (to each other) They're just jealous.

Jeff Winger: Don't tell me you had sex with me just to win at paintball.
Britta Perry: No. I had sex with you and I'm going to win at paintball. Don't be gross.

Troy Barnes: (as Abed lays down a beat, Troy raps) Donde esta la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone, la arana discoteca.
Abed Nadir: Discoteca, muneca, la biblioteca, es en la bigote grande, perro, manteca.
Troy Barnes: Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequena, cabeza es mi helada. Cerveza es bueno!
Abed Nadir: Buenas Dias! Me gusta papas frias! La bigote de la cabra es Cameron Diaz. Yeah, Boy!
Troy Barnes: Yeah! What!
Abed Nadir: Yeah. It's 2009.
Troy Barnes: Word!

Disco Stu: Study group! Come out and play-ee-ay
Jeff Winger: Oh, look! It's post-ironic Disco Stu! You still trying to bring it back? (Sees more disco-clad people on quad skates roll in) da**. He brought it back.

Abed Nadir: My dad will only pay for classes that will help me run the family business. 9/11 was pretty much 9/11 for the falafel business.

Pierce Hawthorne: Now I gotta start the whole joke all over again. Okay, so this...
Britta Perry: No!
Britta Perry: I've got one for you. A doddering, old fool walks into a bar, tells a stupid joke, and I crush his windpipe with my 3-ring binder.
Shirley Bennett: (Giggles)
Shirley Bennett: I don't get it.

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