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Hey, Norm, what's the matter? Don't you like having sex with your wife?
We're not exactly what each other wants in a sexual partner, you know? For example, she wishes I looked a little more like Charles Bronson. And, um, I wished she looked a little less like Charles Bronson.
Well Carla, it is common knowledge I'm scientifically handy. As a matter of fact I spent a good part of my youth in a laboratory.
And you'd still be there today if the chimpanzee hadn't taught you how to open your cage.
Miss Howe, I may be in the minority here, but I'm tired of all this plastic surgery talk. I think you're perfect just like you are.
Well, Woody; no one is perfect. Surely there must be something about me you think needs improving.
OK. Your br***** then.
Thank you, Woody.
No. Thank you.
(after telling Cliff's joke and hearing the audience dislike it) Whoa, stay where you are. Fortunately folks, in a situations like this, the band has instructions to come over and form a human barrier in front of the star. How did that line get on the cue cards, anyway? I should have done that joke with one of those big blue dots covering my face. Who wrote that joke anyway?
(angrily getting to his feet) I wrote that joke, and it was great!
The problem wasn't the joke, the problem was you! You botched it! You botched my joke, Johnny Carson!
(being let away by security) I'm not going to sit down! I wrote that joke! Get your hands off me! Is this the way you treat your talent, Carson?
(to audience) Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of NBC.
All my life I wanted to dance so badly!
Looks like you got your wish.
Oh say you know Norm, the guy on This Old House said you should apply paint with vertical strokes.
Yeah, what's This Old House?
Well it's a show on PBS.
Tell me you didn't see that coming a mile away.
These are your golden years.
Oh, bless your heart. You've given me what every mother dreams of: a tastefully furnished room in which to die among strangers.
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