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Chappelle's Show quotes

Dave Chappelle: Look, man, look. Michael Jackson has many faces - none of them look guilty to me. You gotta look in the eyes, not the noses.
Prosecutor: He's been accused of this more than once.
Dave Chappelle: So? Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled.
Prosecutor: What?
Dave Chappelle: Huh?
Prosecutor: What?
Dave Chappelle: Huh?

Ron Jeremy: Are you sure you don't wanna see me have sex? I do a great doggy style.
Dave Chappelle: Yeah, I know, Ron! I got my stroke from you! Thank you, Obi-Wan!

Audience Member: Negrodamus, will Arsenio Hall ever have a show again?
Negrodamus: Yes. Arsenio Hall will have a new show called "Good Morning, Black America". It will be played at noon throughout the country.

Prosecutor: Are you aware that Robert Blake has been accused of murdering his wife?
Dave Chappelle: Oh yeah. Baretta did that sh**.

Paul Mooney: (reviewing "Barbershop") You know that's just a front. They sell drugs at the barbershops.

Dave Chappelle: ...Jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes.

Ice T: The nominees are... Buck Nasty. Buck Nasty is nominated for getting his best friend's girlfriend pregnant, then tricking his best friend into raising the little mo**********. The next nominee is... Pit Bull. Pit Bull is nominated for calling the cops on his drug-dealing neighbors, not because it was the right thing to do, but just 'cause he was jealous of all the money they was makin'. And the final nominee is... Silky Johnston. Silky Johnston is nominated for calling in a bomb threat at the Special Olympics.

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